I'll do just about anything

Actually, first look at this picture.

Now wish me good look and good (((vibes))) jobhunting.

I happen to like this freelance translation thing, but I want more.

(Something with professional growth...)

Let me refer you to this VERY IMPORTANT previous post.

This is the source for "10 Worst Things to Say to Someone Who Just Got Laid Off"

Now extrapolate that to the mind of someone struggling to find a job. Be nice to people.

Befriend me on LinkedIn! Better yet, give me a job!